HOROSCOPES
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
There is going to be a new suitor soon!
Be at your best behavior. Take control
and show the newbie the ropes
around the household. Your person
will definitely take notice and might
even reward you.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Being self-absorbed will not get you
far. Learn from your mates. A yummy
treat may be in store for all of you. Do
not greedily gobble up all of it and
lick the bowl clean. Let your furry
friends join in the fun in the sun. Go
out and enjoy the barbecues.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
Feeling a little under the weather? Do not
worry, Libra. This may mean trips to he-who-
must-not-be-named but that will only make
you better. Psst…if you behave, you might
be the owner of one of those pretty newly
launched treats your human just picked up
at the supermarket.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
There is no love like self-love! Spend the
day at the spa and spoil yourself a little.
Get your fur shampooed and trimmed to
perfection. Get your claws clipped and
filed. Ask for their best masseuse and get
a relaxing massage. Be your own best
date and try not to bite the groomer.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You may notice you are being a little
clumsy, but then it is not your fault. It is
that time of the year. The best advice
for you is to try and keep away from your
humans business. Being overly curious
could lead to punishment. Sagittarius (Nov. 22 Dec. 21)
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Do not turn a blind eye to the chance
of finding your four-legged love. Who
knows, you may find ‘the one’ in a special
friend. keep your friends close and your
enemies closer! It is time to be cautious
of someone trying to sabotage your new
budding relationship. Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
You are feeling creative and have no
idea what to change around you. Try
moving your cushion to a new place.
Preferably near the cabinet with all the
yummy treats or the balcony where
your little flying friend comes to visit.
You may experience a disturbance
in the routine. Everyone knows you
are laidback most of the time, but
sometimes you need to stomp that
paw and woof authoritatively to show
those around you that the rules must
not be broken.
Its okay to be a little cranky in this
heat. Not so much when your owner
is crankier. Be the bigger being and
be understanding. Keep that muzzle
up and swish that tail. Your positive
attitude just might lift your owners spirits
too. Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb 19)
You may notice some chaotic activity
around you. Do not be alarmed, Aquarius.
That is just your human preparing for
the summer barbecue. Try to help out if
needed by eating the leftovers. Otherwise
just keep to yourself.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Do not feel lonely. Have faith that soon
you will meet your perfect mate. Till then,
enjoy having the entire house to yourself.
Never let go of your dreams and keep
hoping for the best. Even though your
human is bringing a roomie, do not be
alarmed, this could be your chance to
make a forever friend.
It may seem like taking a walk in this
heat is a bad idea, Virgo, but you
do not want to miss this opportunity.
Look your best and dress to impress.
Keep that muzzle up and enjoy a
good roll in the grass and sun.
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