C O L UM N
KITTY
IN THE
CITY
The Secret Room 1
By
Ginger
There is a room in my house. A room I am not
allowed to go in. Can you believe it? It’s my
house, and the human creature thinks she can
stop me from getting in a room and rolling on
the tiles? hole chair? Isn’t she scared of falling into the
water? It must be uncomfortable. I am sure she
is planning to bathe me again! Oh how much
I hate those baths! I better start planning my
escape before I end up getting washed.
I am sure there is something in that room that she
is hiding from me. Or maybe she sneaks in and
conspires against me. I am sure she has some sort
of a device she uses to communicate with that
barbaric groomer or that mean doctor who just
looks for a chance to prick me with that syringe! Now what was that huge litter tray? Seemed like
a bigger version of the one the barbaric groomer
has where he slathers me up with that ill-smelling
liquid and then “cleans” it too with water.
Last week I managed to sneak in and find out
what is it that she is hiding in that room.
The room looked like some sort of a lab or the
mean Vets clinic. There were so many small
bottles and instruments. What I didn’t understand
was that why was there a chair with a hole and a
huge litter box with no sand?
I knew my human was lying when she had once
told me off for trying to sneak into the secret
room by calling it her litter box! I didn’t see any
sand in the room! It’s not a litter box I am sure of
that.
Now what is the purpose of that uncomfortable
I couldn’t really explore much as I heard my
human slave approaching.
I have taken the notes now, I need to sit down
and figure out what exactly is that secret room? I
think I will have to talk to my friend Bob whenever
he comes to visit next with his servant.
I can’t trust anyone around here!
Ginger Eyes is an 8 years old, well travelled, cat
that loves herself a bit too much. She thinks she
is the best thing that could have happened to
the human who she currently owns.
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