P E T S
HOROSCOPES
By Zainab Khan
Aries ( March 21 – April 19 ) There is going to be a new mate in the tank soon ! Be at your best behavior . Take control and show the newbie the ropes around the household . Your person will definitely take notice and might even reward you with those treats you have been eyeing lately .
Libra ( Sept . 23 – Oct . 22 ) You are doing a good job at keeping the peace amongst your mates . However , some of them might want to disturb what you have successfully established . Watch the tuna in the bowl like a hawk and make sure everyone gets an equal share .
Taurus ( April 20 – May 20 ) You may get things done your way by refusing to play fetch , but it ’ s not always going to work . Try to be a little cooperative and less stubborn . Be welcoming of a few changes here and there . A new food bowl is cleaner and shinier than an old one .
Scorpio ( Oct . 23 – Nov . 21 ) All that glitters is not a new collar you would look pretty in . Beware of new claw clippers . Your human may plan on ruining your perfect manicure . Let your killer instinct play its part and fight back .
Gemini ( May 21 – June 20 ) Its time to play peace maker . Your mates around you may seem like they are ready to bite each others tails off . Take charge of the situation . Sometimes all you need is some TLC and lots of earthworms .
Cancer ( June 21 – July 22 ) Your owner has lots of cuddles for you . This isn ’ t the time to bark and storm out . You are finally getting some alone time with them . Just what you wanted ! Purr gently or wave your tail in appreciation . Keep calm and enjoy the attention .
Sagittarius ( Nov . 22 Dec . 21 ) You are feeling creative and have no idea what to change around you . Keep away from your owners dressing table . It will just mean one week of bland food and no tuna . Try moving your cushion to a new place . Preferably near the cabinet with all the yummy treats .
Capricorn ( Dec . 22 – Jan . 19 ) All you need to do is distract your human when they are not happy with something you have done . Get the Frisbee out and play fetch for a while . Or just rub your head against their feet while purring lovingly . They love that !
Leo ( July 23 – Aug . 22 ) Its okay to be a little cranky in this heat . Not so much when your owner is crankier . Be the bigger being and be understanding . Keep that muzzle up and swish that tail . Your positive attitude just might lift your owners spirits too .
Aquarius ( Jan . 20 – Feb 19 ) Your trips to the spa are getting frequent . Just what you need to beat the heat ! Get that fur shampooed and trimmed . Ask them for their best manicure . Its times like these when you thank your stars for having the best human . Aah ! Bliss !
Virgo ( Aug . 23 – Sept . 22 ) Scheming are we ? You find yourself spending hours charming your fellow mates with stories of greener plants and cleaner waters . Genius plan for getting your owner to buy you a bigger tank . Keep it up !
Pisces ( Feb . 19 – March 20 ) Enjoy the walks in the park with your owner . It may be annoying when they stop to socialize with their species , but think of all the eye candy you get . You enjoy watching fellow species walk around with that grace and poise , pointing their perfect muzzles up . Swish your tail flirtatiously to get noticed !
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