Pauza Magazine Fall 2011 | Page 19

Because I Drank Rakija Chris DeWier (To the tune of Afroman’s But I Got High) I was gonna go out late last night, but I drank rakija I was gonna meet a dark haired girl, but I drank rakija But now I’m sleeping and I know why YEAAAAAA! Because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija! La da dat dat dat I was going home to eat, eat me some luuuunch, OooooOooOooooooooo Had four more hours of language I don’t wh-aaaant La da dat dat ta ta But now I’m chewing goat brains and I know why, Yeaaaa! Because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija We were all going to Kuma for some training, OoooOooOooooooo Spent all Thursday night gettin’ really thirsty La da dat dat dat Now I’m sprinting down so the van don’t leave me, why man? Because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija I wear my shades all day because I drank rakija, OooooOooOoooooooo They cook that stuff in lead and that ain’t good, *No way* So now for the rest of my life I walk blind, Yeaaaaaa! Because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija This is a cautionary tale for all of you out there drinking rakija. Let’s just say – “Drink with moderation.” Happy trails 19