Because I Drank Rakija
Chris DeWier
(To the tune of Afroman’s But I Got High)
I was gonna go out late last night, but I drank rakija
I was gonna meet a dark haired girl, but I drank rakija
But now I’m sleeping and I know why
YEAAAAAA!
Because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija!
La da dat dat dat
I was going home to eat, eat me some luuuunch, OooooOooOooooooooo
Had four more hours of language I don’t wh-aaaant
La da dat dat ta ta
But now I’m chewing goat brains and I know why, Yeaaaa!
Because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija
We were all going to Kuma for some training, OoooOooOooooooo
Spent all Thursday night gettin’ really thirsty
La da dat dat dat
Now I’m sprinting down so the van don’t leave me, why man?
Because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija
I wear my shades all day because I drank rakija, OooooOooOoooooooo
They cook that stuff in lead and that ain’t good, *No way*
So now for the rest of my life I walk blind, Yeaaaaaa!
Because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija, because I drank rakija
This is a cautionary tale for all of you out there drinking rakija. Let’s just say –
“Drink with moderation.”
Happy trails
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