Match
Can you match these six adorable creatures with their loving owners?
THE PETS
Hi, my name is the Colonel. My hobbies
include digging through the garbage can and
sprinting in circles around the living room.
One time, in mid-sprint I missed a jump to the
back of the couch and head- butted my owner,
leaving us both dazed. I'm always worried the
alarm won't wake up my owner in time for my
morning feeding, so I can often be found biting
elbows and knocking alarm clocks off shelves
around 7am. I'm very hygienic and maintain
the cleanest, shiniest, softest kitty coat in Macedonia. My favorite foods include burek,
macaroni & cheese, and occasionally things
that are inedible like "live strong" bracelets,
which I will subsequently regurgitate onto my
owner's floor.
My name is...Sissy. My human calls me
this because she couldn't think of anything
better. I actually prefer the name "AllBeautiful Queen". I am 6 months old, and
come from Skopje. My favorite food is
canned sardines, and I love drinking distilled water. My favorite activity is throwing my toys over the outside balcony so
that my human has to go down 3 flights
and fetch them. What? We take care of
each other!
Hello, my name is Frankie and I spend a
great majority of my day in a bright red
container... My caretaker gives me fresh
greens and seeds daily, however, I will
only eat fresh lettuce, carrots, and sunflower seeds. I guess I'm a little stuck up at
times. When I'm not busy chewing lesson
plans, or learning fun new tricks, I hang out
in my little house safe from flies, insects,
and basically the world in general. I'm
never lonely or sad as my caretaker is an
excellent person who has all the love in the
world for me.
My name’s Wilbur. I’m a pig.
I found Bupchoslavcheto outside of my workplace. He scurried across the path before me
and I instantly knew that I wanted him. He has
been a darling ever since. It was immediate
from the moment I took him in that he was
grateful and pleased with his new life. Since I
rescued this little Bup he has gained considerable weight, slept in many soft & comfortable
places and pooped in many soft & comfortable
places. Bup is about three months old. Bup's
favorite activity is traveling around Macedonia
in his basket.
Cornelius is a sugar glider. He was born in
Kansas City, MO, but his family hails from
Australia and the surrounding region. He
likes jumping, eating peanut butter, long
walks on the beach, and reading Guy De
Maupassant.
THE OWNERS
Anya Dale
Meredith Fahey
Danielle & Adam
Rachel Wilkinson
Sophia Lane
Shaun Morrell
Sickmiller
This game brought to you by : Noell Adams
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