Pale Fire: A Magazine in 12 Projects Group Three | Page 47

can ' t justify Scranton branch and the Stanford branch . Michael don ' t panic--
MICHAEL : Oh ok . No , no this is good , this is fine .
JAN : Michael listen , don ' t panic . We haven ' t made any decisions yet , I ' ve spoken to Joshua [ RH13 ] in Stanford I ' ve told him the same as you , and it ' s up to either you or him to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other .
MICHAEL : Ok no problem .
JAN : This does however mean that there is going to be downsizing .
Cut to the office , Ryan just arrived and Michael walks to him
PAM : This is Mister Scott .
MICHAEL : Guilty , Guilty as charged [ RH14 ] .
RYAN : Ryan Howard from the temp agency , set me down to start today
MICHAEL : Howard , like Moe Howard , Three Stooges ? Right here , my vibe . ( imitates Moe , high fives Ryan ) Oh Pam , that ' s a guy thing Pam . I ' m sort of a student in comedy . One time in a skit performed by a bunch of drama students I was pictured as a pompous woman hater with a German accent , constantly quoting Housman and nibbling raw carrots . Watch this , here I go . ( imitates Hitler ) I ' m Hitler , Adolf Hitler [ RH15 ] [ RH16 ]
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