Sonnet : Nicolas Miller
Post photos with your mom on Instagram . If you ’ re between the ages of twenty and twenty-five , have a clear complexion and a minimum of fifteen-hundred human followers ; then you will receive , on average , twenty to twenty-five likes per three-quarter hour . One can expect these values to shift when given context ( e . g . warm color photos receive less likes when exposed to followers in northern climates ; photos posted of the user as a child in the presence of a dead relative obtain two-thousand percent more views ( maximizing Total Outreach and User Potential Satisfaction .)
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