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IN & AROUND THE SUBCONTINENTAL MENU BARRED BY GOD’S BOUNCERS “high amount” which the families decl­ined to give—and were then denied entry to the temple for their transgression. In a complaint with the police, the families alleged that their ‘puja thalis’ were thrown out when they tried to worship, with one complainant saying that his brother and sister-in-law had been “manhandled and assaulted” when they went to the temple. The police have reportedly registered a case against two youths. I S your name on the list? If so, God doesn’t want to see you, sorry. A blacklist of names has appeared on the walls of a temple in Kalik village in Jaleswar block, Balasore, Odisha. The people included are members of five families, who reportedly refused to pay up when the village committee solicited donations for the ‘Patta Parba’ festival. The committee was demanding a SIX INCHES, NO LESS THE OTHER KIND OF PARCEL T OM (from Tom and Jerry), wear- ing a pair of envy-tinted glasses, peers suspiciously over his shoulder as he crouches on a chair, one hand holding the receiver of a telephone labelled ‘Bahria University’; the other poised to dial. In the next scene, his suspicions confirmed, Tom is dialling away. This image macro features in one of many social media posts mocking the Islamabad-based univer- sity (with campuses in Karachi and Lahore too) for its recent directive that male and female students should keep a minimum distance of six inches from each other—or face a fine. In addition to ridicule, it has drawn criticism from the nation’s Univer- sities Staff Associations, but Bahria’s resolve is unshaken; its PRO says “Touching of men and women cannot be allowed openly.” A UNOFFICIAL WATCHDOGS T HE dogs of rural Andhra Pradesh are zealous in per­forming their duty of aid to the civil power. Large police stations in the countryside and on the outskirts of cities (where policemen stay in bar­ racks), which face threats from mobs and militants, have been encouraging stray dogs to hang around the premises to warn of intruders, especially at night. The practice was int­roduced by former DGP Swaranjit Sen after a couple of instances of such dogs thwarting extremist attacks by alerting sentries with their barking. According to one SI, “Food prepared for the policemen is also given to the dogs,” enticing them to stay around. Although this is no longer officially sanctioned, as CCTV cameras have now been installed in the stations for sec­ urity purposes, many stations still swear by it, citing instan­ ces where the dogs picked out intruders in pitch blackness. S you sit at your desk, typing and probably straining your back, hope approaches in the form of a dabbawala. Has he brought your lunch, you wonder, mouth watering at the prospect. But no, you deflate like a disappointed balloon as you realise it’s only a parcel. Such things may begin to happen soon, as Mumbai’s dabba­walas are in the late stages of talks to start a parcel delivery and courier service. “The main aim of this project is to increase members’ income. In their free time, they can opt for this and we can deliver in the shortest possible time compared to firms involved in this sector,” Mumbai Dabbawala Association spokesperson Subhash Talekar said. The deal is to be finalised soon, after a few small iss­ ues are discussed with the members. Illustrations by SAJITH KUMAR 12 OUTLOOK 18 June 2018