On The Market - Wirral's No1 Property Magazine July 2014 Edition | Page 18
What Agents Say
Versus
What they really mean
“Early viewing recommended” - it’s gone already
“Well presented” - they hoovered before you arrived
“An exciting opportunity has arisen” -
“Superbly presented” - they stuck some daffodils in a jug too
in shock news, we have a house available
“A building full of character” - it was designed by MC Escher and
“Up-and-coming area” - might not be horrible in a decade’s time
decorated by a psychopath
“Increasingly popular area” - horrible, but lots of people are as
“A building with a lot of history” - look at this dent, look at this dent,
desperate as you
look at this dent, is that a bloodstain?
“Popular area” - you can’t afford t