OMG Digital Magazine OMG Issue 334 6th December 2018 | Page 5

OMG Digital Magazine | 334 | Thursday 6 December 2018 • PAGE 5
Confessions
I USED TO SNEAK OUT OF
MY ROOM AND PLAY ON
MY PS2 IN 4AM WHEN I
WAS 6 YEARS OLD
I got my new ps2 and it had spider man games on it my parents used to limit my
time on it and one night i had a plan i would go to bed early and then wake up when
everybody was asleep I began to sneak out of my room and put a pillow on my bed to
make people think it was me. i made it to ps2 and made sure all the door are closed and
i felt like james bond back then i turned on the tv and i turned down the snound to low
so i can hear it but nobody else and i began to have the time of my life. when it became
7am i saved my game fast and turned off everything and sneaked back to my room like
a ninja. to this day nobody even knows that i got up at 4am to play on the ps2
I PEED ON SOMEONE'S FISH.
Back in the summer of 2013
some big-ass wildfires were
sweeping through my area
of Colorado. Because of this
there was a strict state-wide
fire ban: no campfires, no
barbecuing, etc. One day I
was going for a drive on my
favorite backroads when I
saw a plume of smoke rising
up from a fire pit. I got out to
investigate and did not see
anyone around. No people,
no cars, nothing. No sign of
anybody except for the hot smoking bed of coals and the few freshly caught fish laying down next to it.
So I did my part for nature and urinated upon the hot coals and the cooked fish and went about my way.
(Poured some water on it to be sure.) Please don't set my state on fire.
A RANDOM PACKAGE
APPEARED ON MY DOORSTEP..
I opened it before realizing it wasn't addressed to me. It was the glass plate
to a microwave and the circular track that goes underneath. I just put it
away and forgot about it til the owner tracked it down through UPS and
knocked on my door. I felt so embarrassed that i held on to something so
stupid that i just lied and told him that i didn't know what he was talking
about. I could tell the guy could see right through my lie and was like, why
is this dude tryin to keep my microwave parts?
I stole one year of Xbox
live gold from some
random kid when I was 14.
Some kid had sent me a friend request, I'm not sure why he
friended me but he did and I accepted. I'm sure that he was
very young maybe 10, he sent me a message once saying
that his Xbox live gold ran out (when you buy a new system
there's usually a 14 day free trial) and his 1yr subscription card
isn't working. I told him to send me the code and maybe I can
"fix" it for him. He bought it and sent me the code. I blocked
him, and got a whole year worth of Xbox live gold for free.