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When I was in middle school , a kid 2-3 years older who lived down the street would constantly bully me . Sometimes I could handle it , sometimes he got the best of me . We were about the same size , him being a little bigger than me . Due to our age difference I never stood a chance when he decided he wanted to pick on me , every single time I tried to stand up for myself and retaliate I got my ass handed to me .
One he gave me a pretty good beating and was talking a lot of crap to me , this was
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something I was used to but it still wasn ’ t uncommon for him to get the best of me . Once he was done with me he finally let me free and I went and escaped my room . Per usual my anger left me wanting revenge which I knew wasn ’ t an option , until an idea came to me .
There was a large bag of Swedish fish in my room , I took a handful of Swedish fish and put them on my desk . Then , I grabbed the bag of Swedish fish , ripped the top more so the opening was bigger , and rubbed my balls and dick all over the
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Swedish fish . No Swedish fish left behind , I was on a mission . I didn ’ t stop until I was 100 % certain that my privates had made contact with any of the Swedish fish that someone would reasonably grab from the non-depths of the bag .
I picked up the handful I set aside in one hand and put the bag up with the other hand . Went back downstairs , sat on the couch next to my bully and started eating from the Swedish fish I set aside for myself . After eating a few I offered him some from my bag , he said yes and took a few from
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the top . A few seconds later I put the bag down between us and told him they were free game . He snacked on the bag for a while .
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I ’ ll be the first to admit this is a super weird thing to do , anger can make people do weird things . That being said , I don ’ t regret it at all . Over the few years where he constantly kicked my ass I consider this one of my very few ‘ victories ’.
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