OMG Digital Magazine OMG Issue 313 14th June 2018 | Page 5

OMG Digital Magazine | 313 | Thursday 14 June 2018 • PAGE 5
Confessions
I DESPISE LABELS.
Fair enough, I understand the need to label objects, they are what we make them out to be,
but humans, on the other hand, are so complex. Would it not be simpler to become accepting
that every human is capable of any and everything? Henceforth, treat them all with the same
standard of respect. A royal or a beggar, both end up underground at the end of the day.
I EAT BITS
OF MY
ROOMMATE'S
FOOD.
I do it during my lunch break when no one is home. I swear these girls don’t
ever eat their leftovers and just let their crap pile up in the fridge. I always just
grab some from each box, not enough to make it noticeable that there’s food
missing, I heat it up and enjoy.
TINDER PUT ME IN MY PLACE!
POWER
OF COMPLIMENTS!
I compliment everyone when I'm out and about just to see them smile. I think the look
on someone's face when they receive a genuine compliment is better than anything,
and honestly, a compliment can turn someone's day completely around.
I never really dated. I signed up for Tinder for the first time, uploaded my photos, wrote
a short bio. I got nothing for about a week.  So I began to think maybe there's something
wrong with the app. To be sure, I uploaded fake photos with the same bio. Then BAM!
five matches within two days. I told one girl the photos are fake, and I'll upload my real
ones, I thought maybe she'll want to keep chatting. As soon as she saw my pictures,
UNMATCHED! I'm 27, and apparently, I'm not very good looking! Nice to know.