OMG Digital Magazine OMG Issue 285 1st December 2017 | Page 5

OMG Digital Magazine | 285 | Thursday 1, December, 2017 • PAGE 5
Confessions
I HATE the way my
mom drinks tea.
OH MY GOSH!! I've never been so repulsed by something in my life. It's very hot tea,
so it goes "SHLUUUURP, GULP, SIGH.... I want to hit the tea out of her hand so badly
sometimes. It's infuriating. I can't believe how shook I am over this, but it's really so
annoying and gross
Weird...I
know...
I don’t like to poop because it takes
too long. That's it. There's not much
else to it. I just don’t like to poop
because it takes too long. I could be
doing other things with my time but
instead, I have to sit here and wait
for it to come out.
I’m jealous of my friend's success.
Release
So I'm at a KFC outlet and I had to pee really, really badly but the toilets were all
occupied. I was about to wet myself when I found a large Styrofoam cup on a side wall.
I just unzipped my pants and let it rip. Felt so good.
She’s doing what I want to do, but I’m nowhere near ready. She’s literally perfect. Body,
hair, attitude, personality. I’m so jealous and annoyed with myself for it.
I’m happy for her, don’t get me wrong. She’s breaking into the entertainment industry
and this is something she’s always wanted to do. She deserves everything that’s
happening to her. I’m just jealous that I’m not where I want to be in my own career.