OMG Digital Magazine OMG Issue 284 23rd November 2017 | Page 5

OMG Digital Magazine | 284 | Thursday 23, November, 2017 • PAGE 5
Confessions
Adopted a pet without
my husband knowing
My mom brought home a small kitten from outside to keep it
warm. She's not a cat person and doesn't really want a pet so
I told her that we'd take it.
Casually mentioned it to my husband in front of his dad and
his dad proceeded to ask if we were still going to take the
I LIE ABOUT
BEING
LACTOSE
INTOLERANT
puppy that my husband had already decided we were going
to take.
Apparently, we both adopted an animal from our parents
without telling the other. Their names are Pumpkin and Terra.
They'll come home after we move.
Absolutely hate my friend's boyfriend
My friend is one of the nicest, most thoughtful people I know. She's beautiful, intelligent, hard-working
and kind to everyone. She's been dating her boyfriend for 2 and a half years and I've disliked him since
day 1. He's just loser. He started living with her family rent-free because he couldn't be bothered to
find a job or apartment after graduation. He's rude to me and my friends, mildly racist, doesn't make an
effort to get to know us, and as far as I know, he has very few friends of his own. Even the person who
set the two of them up no longer likes to speak with him. I'm scared that my friend would marry him if
we don't say or do anything about it.
Afraid to hurt
MY GIRLFRIEND
I HATE cheese except if it's on pizza, there's just something about it.
Whenever I go eating with friends and order something like a burger and
say "no cheese" to the waiter, they usually ask why and I'd usually say "I
just don't like it" and they would usually reply "But why cheese is SO great"
which I am then left speechless without a clue of what to say next. So to
avoid the awkward moments,    I started saying I'm lactose intolerant and
they just say "oh" but this ended up backfiring on me because now I never
eat pizza in front of them and this lie has gone on for about 2 years now. I'm
in so deep that I started believing it myself..
I have a stable job and a stable friendship
group but I feel my girlfriend is too
immature for me. Even though we are the
same age she is very young minded, and
she smokes copious amounts of weed,
gets into endless fights with our neighbors,
gossip about everyone with her friends
and always wants to party. I just can’t deal
with that kind o