OMG Digital Magazine OMG Issue 275 7th September 2017 | Page 5

OMG Digital Magazine | 275 | Thursday 7 September 2017 • PAGE 5
Public
bathrooms
Confessions
I'm almost 40 and scared of public bathrooms. I avoid them at all costs. I
have deep seated fears the toilets will blow up or overflow. Ewwwww!!
Huge mistake
I told my friend that I committed a murder. I didn't of course but I just wanted to see what a
person's reaction to hearing that type of news would be. Afterwards, I punched my friend in the
ribs and said that if he mentions it to anyone, I'll cut his ears off and make him eat them. He was
crying and looked so terrified of me.
The thing is, I got the reaction I wanted but hadn't planned for the long term aftermath. Righ now
I am in heavy therapy and police are investigating me and my family thoroughly.
I'm scared of
being overweight
Oops!
I've been skinny my whole life, but a lot of my family members started out skinny and gained a lot of
weight so I'm terrified that's going to happen to me. Maybe it's a weird body dysmorphia but every
time I look at my stomach and see fat on it, I feel sick. I don't have an eating disorder but lately, I've
been wanting to eat less food. I know it should be about the personality more than the appearance
and generally, it is. It's just that being overweight is the one thing I can't overlook.
I spilled water on my girlfriend's laptop last night. I tried my best to dry it
out and blow dry it while she was at work.  I thought it was okay but when
I tried to boot it up, it said media failure and made a weird noise. I shut
it down immediately. I was asleep by the time she got home and when I
woke up she had already left for work. I kept worrying that every text I got
was her asking me about it. I'll most likely lie if she asks and blame it on the
kitten we got last week. She will never get mad at the kitten.