OMG Digital Magazine OMG Issue 270 3rd August 2017 | Page 5

OMG Digital Magazine | 270 | Thursday 3 August 2017 • PAGE 5
Confessions
Stuffed
Animals
I know it’s really silly, but I’m 21 years old and I still worry that my stuffed animals get jealous
over which one gets the most attention. I’ve only kept three stuffed animals, one that my dad
gave me when I was 5, one my boyfriend gave me when I was in the hospital after a life-changing
diagnosis of T1D, and a Build-a-Bear that resembles my late cat. If I don’t cuddle them all at the
same time I have to alternate them because I fear I’ll hurt their feelings. While I know they aren’t
real they’re all still very special to me.
I
was
curious
Well for some reason when I was 15 years
old, I thought I was the only human on
Earth and the rest of people and animals
were robots. So one day I decided to test
the 'robots part' on my cat. I grabbed a
knife and took the cat in an abandoned
backyard and cut her open. I never told
anyone.  I washed the knife really good
and I put it back. My grandma still uses
that knife so I don't eat sometimes when I
see her using it. I'm 22 now.
I ENJOY
FARTING
IN PUBLIC.
I have pretty smelly
farts that I like to let
out basically anywhere
as long as there are
more than two people
in the room. The
people's reaction gives
me a rush. "Could that
pretty girl really let
out this monstrosity?"
LOL..... Maybe.....Maybe
not. You'll never know.
Little
Macho
When I'm feeling a bit down at work, I go
to the bathroom, wait until it's empty,
then take off my shirt and flex in front of
the mirror. I'm not even that muscular,
but it feels good to do something
ridiculous and feel a little faux macho.