OMG Digital Magazine OMG Issue 263 15th June 2017 | Seite 5

OMG Digital Magazine | 263 | Thursday 15th June 2017 • PAGE 5
Confessions
I killed my
sister’s rabbit.
I HAVE A
KISSING FRIEND
I put some food on top of
the cage and it jumped up
and got caught between the
bars where its neck broke.
I was terrified and I still feel
distraught over it to this day.
That’s all we do. For 2 to 2
1/2  hours, 1 to 2 times a week, we
kiss. We are in our 6th month. We
had broken up for a month (can
you call it a breakup if it’s not a
real relationship?)...not sure.
I’M DOING SOMETHING
SELFISH.
So ever since school ended,
I began doing subliminal
things to get my crush to
like me. Thing is, he has a
girlfriend already and on
Instagram, she posts things
that are depressing and sad
about their relationship. I use
these things to my advantage
to get closer to him. She
knows I like him. She even
tried to be friends with me
after she found out, I rejected
her.
Crazy 
strategy 
I am shy around girls; I can’t even look one in the eye. This may sound
familiar, but I don’t think it is. I become so abnormal around them
that at school people think I have a mental illness. Even my teachers
think so. At one time my guidance officer even called in my parents to
discuss sending me to a special school. So I started pretending they
were guys. It has really helped me so far. I am still uncomfortable all
the time but now I have six friends that are girls...... lol.