Oklahoma Biker - The Riders Ragazine Sept - Oct 2017 | Page 29

discussing the book of the week and
enjoying some BBQ off the local arti-
san food trucks parked outside. This
too is a “NO LOUD PIPES” event and
no music allowed at this shindig.
Hipster and Harleys Bike Night -
Ummm, skinny jeans, man bun, the
stink of patchouli. I think I just threw up
a little in my mouth.
I did a little survey of my friends about
what a bike night should be and most
came up with one thing in common.
Our Bike Nights are brought to you
by the letter “B”! Brotherhood, bikes,
Babes (with big boobs busting out of
their bra’s), serving beer and burgers
in a bikini that barely covers her butt
while a bod acious band blasts the
blues of B B King and Bo Diddley as
you boogie with your Baby on the
boards of the dance floor and drink
Beam and make bad decisions about
staying out ‘til the bouncer sends you
home to bed before you wake up with
a “Bubba” of a hangover and begrudg-
ingly bid your bed goodbye only to
have your Boss bust your balls before
firing your butt because your breath
and body smell like a brewery.
Yep, that sounds about right. There are
a ton of Bike nights, go find one you
like and support your local businesses
and live music!
Tank
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