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the “Greatest Losses on Earth”. Farewell to the Big Top! I ran across a tidbit the other day that just melted my mind. In case you are stuck in an ambush-style attack, the London Metropolitan Police strongly suggest that you “Run, Hide and Tell.” Yep, that’s right! Run like a bitch! It says to “Run to a place of safety” or, if there is nowhere to go, “Hide,” it says, but first, “put your phone on silent and turn off the vibrate mode” (I’m thinking if you have to run or hide, you’re not going to have the presence of mind to put your phone on silent) and “barricade yourself in.” Last but not least, call the police, because you know they’ll show up and shoot the shit out of everything within two city blocks (and arrest everyone with a patch on……. Ummmm, let’s not forget Waco). See how that works for you……. I guess By Tank growing a set of balls and defending Every day I’m simply amazed at how the yourself, your family, your friends, your world is changing around me. I don’t think town, your freedoms and your country it’s always for the good and I’m not really is out of the question. I’m thinking that too fond of the results. while you’re hiding, you could change your Facebook profile picture and let Let’s start with the “Greatest Show on everyone know what kind of show pony Earth.” After 146 years of entertaining you really are, make it one of those with us with “Ladies and Gentlemen and a flag filter of the country (you know, a children of all ages,” the Big Top has country you’ve heard of but most likely gone silent. While this is not the end of can’t find on a map) and show how much the world, this is truly an end of an era! you REALLY stand with those folks! Of I guess the “Greatest Show on Earth” course this only applies to a country just can’t hold up to the level of quality other than the United States; if it’s here entertainment our electronic-device- at home, maybe you could start planning obsessed, fidget-spinner-having, safe- more gun control legislation and while place-needing youth of today need. It’s you’re at it, start thinking of a way to such a shame - I remember going to the remove some historical monuments and Ringling Brothers Circus, being in awe of stuff. the show; the lions, tigers and elephants were incredible! The Ringmaster, the And last but not least. I was at a bike trapeze and all those clowns. All gone by rally and saw a whole new level of shit the wayside, now it’s just a memory that I that confuses me. Picture if you will….. A share with my grandkids. It truly is one of pickup truck, with a golf cart in the back, Run, hide, tell 16 OKLAHOMA BIKER - THE RIDERS RAGAZINE