TANK’S RANT
I hope everyone had a wonderful, safe
and merry Christmas and an even safer
New Years. Time to start the “new year,
new me” shit. I wish you the best of luck
in whatever you choose. As of January
1st, I haven’t had a smoke in 3 years
now, so anything is possible if you really
want it bad enough.
Along the line of doing something to
improve yourself, here’s a thought.
Maybe as a gift to you and your family,
you could buy some insurance! I see
a very, very scary trend going on, not
only with the “The world owes me
everything” crowd, but with a bunch
of people. Folks lose a loved one and
post up a “Go fund me” page to cover
“unexpected” costs. Really? I don’t think
many people really plan when they will
die. How about the fact that we live in
the Midwest and storms can be a bit
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rough at times? No problem, right? Go
Fund Me should cover that too because
you didn’t have insurance, or how about
when your crack head neighbor torches
the whole apartment complex? Go Fund
Me got you covered! Get some life
insurance, get some car insurance, get
some health insurance and Hey!; how
about some home owners insurance?
If you have these basic things, which
when bundled together are reasonable,
you don’t have to count on everyone
else paying for your final expenses and
misfortunes. Just a side note, funerals
can be pre-arranged and pre-paid these
days. As for renters insurance, You
can get coverage like I have for less
than a 12 pack of beer a month. There
isn’t a reason not to have it. Go Fund
me shouldn’t be your insurance game
plan, it’s not free (except to you) and
your shitty game plan shouldn’t land as
a burden to everyone else! I guess I’m
get tired of day after day, seeing the
go fund me pages to cover something
basic, that you as an adult should have
covered.
If you’re young and looking for a simple
fix, let me recommend the military!
Room, board, dental, medical and
college! Hello! What more could you
ask for! Oh wait…… and there’s more!
Travel (mic drop)! It took me to places
you can’t even pronounce.
Something else that caught my eye
back in December was an ad on TV for
Chevrolet. They were/are offering up
the “employee discount to all”. The kids
in the ad say “My mom/dad works for
Chevy” and they welcome everyone into
the Chevy family. Oh boy! Welcome to
getting fired right before the holidays!
I guess those few kids were some of
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