OJCL Torch Spring 2018 | Page 16

9 Things I Learned This Convention Julia Dean, OJCL 2nd VP rs A LOT. 3. Pie splatte the Being one of eld the people who h ng behind plastic coveri e got pied, Owen when h was right in let’s just say I ne.” the “splash zo ey is 1. Coin wars mon unt. I really hard to co ur spent about an ho r bills trying to get pape , and out of those jugs is not trust me, this task art. for the faint of he 2. Breakfast is re ally expensive. The buffet was like 15 dolla rs. WHAT’S UP WIT H THAT? Um, I was just trying to eat, but I’m not a millionaire. 1. 4. There is now a record for the shortest offic er farewell speech ever. Ano ther shout- out to the King of the North, Owen Kranz, who delivered his amazingly writte n speech in a total of about 15 seconds (compared to the 3 minutes of everyone else). “O wen out.” 15