OJCL Torch (Fall Edition 2023) Fall 2023 | Page 13

Editor Hana Conte - 11

Advocating overthrow of government

Aiding and Abetting

Arson

Assault

Bribery

Conspiracy

Defamation

Disturbing the Peace

Domestic Violence

Failure to suppress mutiny

Forgery

First Degree Murder

Harassment

Inciting Violence

Incest

Mutiny

Perjury

Sedition

Solicitation for Assault

Solicitation for Homicide

Solicitation for Arson

Solicitation for Destruction of Private Property

Solicitation for Domestic Violence

Solicitation for Harassment

As poetically stated by Max Lavergne, “'average person [commits 3 federal crimes] a year' factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average person [commits 0 crimes] per year. [Publius Clodius Pulcher], who lives in cave & [commits] over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.” Though we mere mortals can only live in the shadow of Clodius, we can yet learn and grow from him.

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