Editor Hana Conte - 11
Advocating overthrow of government
Aiding and Abetting
Arson
Assault
Bribery
Conspiracy
Defamation
Disturbing the Peace
Domestic Violence
Failure to suppress mutiny
Forgery
First Degree Murder
Harassment
Inciting Violence
Incest
Mutiny
Perjury
Sedition
Solicitation for Assault
Solicitation for Homicide
Solicitation for Arson
Solicitation for Destruction of Private Property
Solicitation for Domestic Violence
Solicitation for Harassment
As poetically stated by Max Lavergne, “'average person [commits 3 federal crimes] a year' factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average person [commits 0 crimes] per year. [Publius Clodius Pulcher], who lives in cave & [commits] over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.” Though we mere mortals can only live in the shadow of Clodius, we can yet learn and grow from him.
(Photo from The Historian's Hut)
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