Obiter Dicta Issue 6 - November 9, 2016 | Page 11

ARTS & CULTURE Tuesday, November 10, 2015   11 A Woman’s Place esther mendelsohn › staff writer A woman’s place is the lab making some tea A woman’s place is dissecting a cadaver on a slab A woman’s place is in the studio, dropping sick beats A woman’s place is as a statistician A woman’s place is protesting in the streets A woman’s place is as a master musician A woman’s place is taking back the night A woman’s place is operating a forklift or a crane A woman’s place is fighting the good fight A woman’s place is on higher spiritual plains A woman’s place is tilling the soil A woman’s place is as a chemist, creating potions A woman’s place is reaping the fruits of her toil A woman’s place is in a clinic, providing free and safe abortions A woman’s place is at the driving, shooting, or mountain range A woman’s place is as a counselor, dispensing advice A woman’s place is conducting an orchestra, a cross examination, or a train A woman’s place is at a sex shop, selling wares that entice A woman’s place is driving a cab, a race car, or a hard bargain A woman’s place is at Dal dental school A woman’s place is tending to her organic garden A woman’s place is in the shed, with many a noisy power tool A woman’s place is as an entrepreneur A woman’s place is as an athlete, mathlete, or science geek A woman’s place is at Comicon, dressed like a Star Wars freak A woman’s place is on top or on the bottom, whichever she prefers A woman’s place is a corner office that’s hers A woman’s place is at a distillery, making Scotch from mash A woman’s place is in the ER, stitching up a gash A woman’s place is as a CEO, CRA, or VIP A woman’s place is making a difference or just A woman’s place is as an agent provocateur A woman’s place is as a storyteller A woman’s place is as a champion speller A woman’s place is at school—as a student or a teacher A woman’s place is a house of worship as the preacher A woman’s place is as mechanical or civil engineer A woman’s place is developing the latest high tech gaming gear A woman’s place is in the army, serving her country A woman’s place is feeding the hungry A woman’s place is in the operating room, scalpel in hand A woman’s place is in a jazz-fusion or death metal band A woman’s place is playing the field, the violin, or some Chess A woman’s place is in the bedroom, as long as she says “yes” A woman’s place is as a forward, a team captain, or a ref A woman’s place is in the kitchen, if she really likes to cook or is a chef A woman’s place is taking care of her kids, if that’s what she chooses A woman’s place is as an artist, not just one of the muses A woman’s place is in outer-space A woman’s place is coding interface A woman’s place is on stage as a magician A woman’s place is making house-calls as an electrician A woman’s place is at home, if she’s sick or playing hooky A woman’s place is on the police force, catching a crooky A woman’s place is as a Secretary… of State A woman’s place is as a ship’s First Mate A woman’s place is at the doctor’s office, with her name on the door A woman’s place is in the Peace or Press Corps A woman’s place is at the helm of a ship or a revolution A woman’s place is in a science class, teaching evolution A woman’s place is as a rabbi, priest, imam, or monk A woman’s place is wherever the hell she wants it to be, who’d have thunk? Inspired by the inspiring women I know who have shared their experiences with me, and teach us all about the myriad places a woman’s place can be. u ê Photo credit: Etsy.com