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The Aptly-Titled “Football Preview”
19 September 2015
kareem webster › staff writer
W
hat are the ingredients for an unenviable offseason?
Well, start off with a “teaspoon”
of a workplace investigation, followed by a report that implicates you in scandalous behaviour. Then, the Commissioner of the
(National Football League) NFL drops a “pinch” of
sanctions on the Patriots, with Tom Brady emerging
scathed as the only suspended player on the team.
How about a “scoop” of Ben Affleck’s nanny photographed wearing Brady’s Superbowl rings? Finally,
we “sprinkle”some rumours about Brady having an
extra-marital affair.
Bake for a few months and presto: a recipe for
disaster.
Then, Brady does what Thomas Brady does and
wins. With an all-star legal team, and a really weak
amount of e