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An orientation week for the history books
» continued from cover also acknowledge a certain Section A leader who “twore” his pants at the Welcome Gala the following Saturday. The week was not without its snags. Del Gobbo recalls that the first day of the week was “the most stressful overall,” citing delays in registration, a mismanaged BBQ, and an unidentified individual at the bus company with their head implanted steadfastly in their ass. mumbled something about waivers. upon the incoming students they felt best exemplified the The excitement O-Week spirit. was palpable, and Section A Lana couple of tumnister winners bles only added were 1L Abito the crowd’s gail Cheung enthusiasm. The and Dutch very picture of exchange stusportsmanship, dent Imran Adam DiSimine Hyder, who, of the Section as you may D Starks simply expect, always smiled after settle their receiving a nootabs. The Secdleful of Lannistion B Baratheter red to his face ons honoured and teeth from Ryan Robski Roop Dhillon of and Mykim Section A, who T r u o n g , was perched atop though it is noble steed Zack possible they Garcia. were not pre“IT’S NOT BLOOD, WE SWEAR.” Given the holiviously aware day Monday to that they were recuperate, Orientation returned from Sep- Baratheons at all. The Section C Greyjoys rectember 3-6, introducing incoming students to ognized Melissa George and Sandy Hayne as Osgoode’s enthusiasm for board games, BBQs, true ironborn, and the Section D Starks proand its clubs, including the faithful Obiter Dicta. claimed Ladi Onayemi and Danielle Knight to Friday night nearly ended in disappointment as be virtuous beyond any other in Westeros. an administrative misstep l Y? H[????\?Z?]?\?K[???Z[?? ? Y[? ???Z[?]Y ??H [?]?Z[X?H??H??Z?^H[?YH?Y? ? X??[ KH?\??]? ???? ?\??\??Y?[?\?? ?? X?YXY\?? ] ^H?[ Y^[\Y?YY H ?[YH ?\?]Y ]X[] K??Y? ?H[[?? ?]Y??[?[?[X]H ??Y[?[???H\???Y? [? \?X?[\? ??X?Y[??H]?? ??[?? ?Y??? H??8?&\??\? ? H?P??[Z] YH\??] \?^H ?]?XY\???\?Y[?? ZY?XY?H ?[?[???Z[?? ? Y[? ???[??H?K??\?][?[Z?H\???\? ]??[?? [X?\?? ?????Y\?\?HH??? [????YH ??YH??YH ^ [???[?? ?[? ^H?????H?^Z??\??&H ?YH[? Z\? ?X?[?[?[Z]X?H?]?[??H \?\? ????X??] ? Y\?[?]?YXZ???[? ?\??\?\? YX\??&\? H?\?H?\?? ?\?HX[??&\??[??YH?[H[ ????\?Y ??X?[? ?\?[] H?\?[?H???H ? ?]?\? ????\?\????X][?[??Y\? ?[8?)? \?\?]??[?YH] ?[? H ?\?8?)????? ?Y] ?Y?\?H[? H[? ] ?\? H ?[??YHY\??Y?H???H[??\?\???&H[?Z[??\?YX[?????[?XX? ?X??][?H8?$? ?[??[??H [? ?X??\??]?[ H ?H\?^H ??[? ?X??
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