Nu Vibez and Roleplay Guide Magazine - October 2014 | Page 38

“LIFE IS
VERY
TOUGH. IF
YOU DON’T
LAUGH, IT’S
TOUGH.”
— JOAN RIVERS

38 October 2014 - NuVibez Magazine

jewelry, and accessories, books, projects, perfume, a reality
show, and charities galore.
Joan knew faces. And she knew fashion. She earned the right
to dis the designer charlatans and pitch a fit about cheap fabrics
and ill-fitting frocks. I’m almost feeling cheated now that I will
never have a chance to be called out on the red carpet by her.
By the way, do you know why they call it staying “fit”, getting
“fit”, being physically “fit”? Because clothes = FIT.
We have a fit when a favorite outfit doesn’t fit properly. Buttons
must button evenly; zippers must zip all the way up without
puckering.
Who is responsible for these body-conscious styles, anyway?
Why aren’t we all walking around in flowing robes with bell
sleeves and luxurious fabrics? Ever hear the saying, “Dress
not for who you are now, but for who you want to be?” Some