The Golf Cart
CHRONICLES
BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM
This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories
Golf Carts Have Come A
Long Way
Series One
SUZY JAMES, Author
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DUCATION- Get-
ting around a mul-
titude of gigantic col-
lege campus grounds
to become educated,
work, or visit on foot
is old school for many
students. These mod-
ern days you can go
almost anywhere on
the site by way of their
affordable rental golf
cart vehicles.
I
know this from
experience after
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attending college at the age of
95 to obtain a Master’s degree
in “Longevity”. In order to get
to several classes on the sched-
uled time, traveling by golf
cart earned me the nickname
“EARLY BIRD”. (Sorry, there
are no worms in this story!) I
did graduate with honors from
BRAINPOWER COLLEGE and
am now teaching students how
to live a long life. When I be-
come a centenarian it might be
time to buy my own right smart
golf cart and ease up on my dai-
ly long distance jogging activity.
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G
OVERNMENT- Did you
know our government
makes use of golf carts big
time? They have special utili-
ty golf carts to maintain their
facilities and grounds. I heard
that a tax man driving one of
the agencies golf cart to another
building was swallowed up in a
sink hole. He survived but the
golf cart was a write off. It still
remains in the swallow hole to
this day. Transportation golf
carts are specially used to move
personnel and work crews hith-
er and thither to wherever they
must be.