Breaking News: Isaac Newton and Universal Gravitation!!
Astronomer Isaac Newton came out with a massive new theory today: Universal gravitation! He says that he has figured it out. Tracking the movements of planets will now be 10x easier, he says!
Isaac, wondering why the moon didn't accelerate towards the earth like a falling apple decided to investigate further when he couldnt think of an answer. When he came up with a simple solution: Distance! The moon, being 60x further away, it only experiences 1/60^2 the amount of gravity that an object on earth does! With this, Isaac learned that not only planets and stars have gravity, but people and objects too. He discovered that even people have a very tiny gravitational pull on objects and people!