The baby may cry for mommy or daddy, but I've got a gentle touch and soothing skills to calm the grouchiest of babes. I may have mom or dad help during the session but until then feel free to sit back, relax, and enjoy the time.
I will get some form of "baby matter" on me. It never fails, whether it's pee, poo, or spit-up, it will happen. That's why you will NOT find me in my finest attire. And there is no need to apologize. It's happened many times and it makes for some funny stories to tell your friends.