New Jersey Stage November 2014 | Page 78

I would categorize my acting as ‘serviceable’ but against actors that actually know what they’re doing, I’m sure I look like someone who won a contest. I’ve discovered that stand-up and acting are similar in the sense that when you do stand-up, in New Jersey especially, you learn very quickly not to be self-conscious because the second you get into your own head is the second a New Jersey audience will eat you alive. Is that true? Are New Jersey audiences really tougher than others? I think we’re in an area where if they like ya they love ya and if they don’t like ya they hate ya, and there’s something about the amount of time they give you to make that decision. It’s a lot quicker here than other places. In the midwest, I’ve been on stage for 20 minutes and still don’t know if they hate me or love me. In Jersey, if you’re 3 or 4 minutes in and you’re terrible, people are pulling out newspapers if you’re lucky and weapons if you’re not. You can always tell an East Coast comic by how fast they’re talking. I did a festival in Canada and there were all these comics telling stories. “Let me tell you a story about when I was a child.” I’m like, I would already have been murdered if I started like that. I’m addicted to stand-up. I’ll never stop doing stand-up. The hope is to get something on the writing side because it’s Hollywood and it can open a lot of doors. It’s the idea that if I get more famous, more people will come to see me doing stand-up and I can keep doing it for a little bit longer. You can see Jay Black perform at Uncle Vinnie’s Comedy Club in Point Pleasant November 26. New Jersey Stage November 2014 pg 78