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where. With an A-list star and a globe-trotting narrative, The Old Guard has the trappings of the modern tentpole action movie, but it’s very much straight to video schlock. Think of a Mission Impossible movie. Now remove the jaw-dropping set-pieces of that franchise and replace them with blandly rendered shootouts accompanied by R&B music more befitting a Fifty Shades sex scene - that’s what you get here. Swap out Theron for Lundgren or Van Damme and The Old Guard begins to resemble the average mediocre action flick that disappears into the VOD void on a weekly basis. With a post-credits stinger, it’s clearly designed as a franchise starter, but it’s hard to imagine too many viewers clamoring for a sequel, at least not in this century. • The Old Guard 2 stars out of 5 Directed by: Gina Prince-Bythewood Starring: Charlize Theron, Kiki Layne, Marwan Kenzari, Luca Marinelli, Harry Melling, Van Veronica Ngo, Matthias Schoenaerts, Chiwetel Ejiofo NJ STAGE - ISSUE 73 INDEX NEXT ARTICLE 105