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reason than our heroes. Why did they bring Owen and Claire along in the first place? Well, we’re told initially it’s because Owen is the only person who can track and capture ‘Blue’, the intelligent velociraptor, but a later revelation makes this null and void, meaning acceptance of the entire central premise relies on overlooking a plot- hole wide enough for a T-Rex to stumble into. As is the way of the modern blockbuster, there’s a lot of plot exposition to get through be- fore the inevitable overlong climactic set-piece, which in NJ STAGE - ISSUE 48 this case seems inspired by those found in Roger Moore era James Bond movies, our he- roes battling their way through a crumbling complex, thanks to the villain refusing to kill them when he had a chance. Of course there are dinosaurs on the loose, but it’s difficult to think of them as a threat when prior to that point the movie has spent so much energy getting us to sympathize with them. The film’s most effective moment is a prolonged sequence in which we’re left to watch a dinosaur die a slow death as it’s engulfed by lava. From then on it’s im- INDEX NEXT ARTICLE 39