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because it was embarrassing, but because the jokes weren’t funny enough.  I like to think that no matter how embarrassing, if something is funny enough, I’ll talk about it. Although I try not to do poop jokes. ficial to report yet, but you’ll be the first to know - okay, maybe the third, after Variety and Dead- line Hollywood. Finally, be honest… how many times in your life has someone asked if you were a spy? I’ve lost count. But each person A few years ago I thought I who’s asked me that question is remembered hearing that you now chained to my water heat- were working on a reality tv er. Which reminds me, I should show? Did anything ever hap- probably go feed them. While pen with that? I’m there, I’ll do a head count I’ve been working with a pro- and get back to you. And that duction company and have a four sentence answer is also the few TV projects in different stag- secret password to accessing the es of development. Nothing of- Russian Embassy’s VIP lounge.  w NJ STAGE - ISSUE 44 INDEX NEXT ARTICLE 86