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based my success. My mother goes, “Do you have it there?” I said yes. She goes, “Page 27, left column.” Aunt Florence had briefed her thoroughly. So I’m reading from the TV Guide. “July 2nd, Tuesday night, 1986 - NBC television, New York, 1 AM.” It’s a Tuesday night. Who the fuck is up at 1am on a Tuesday night? Didn’t everybody fall asleep watching Johnny Carson? Re- member when they had a great guest on that you wanted to see. You’d wait up to 11:30 and fall asleep before the guest came on. You’d wake up the next morning, “Shit! I missed David Hasselhoff!” or “Shit, there was a preview of BJ and the Bear I wanted to see!” [laughs] Sor- ry, this is what happens when you’re on 16 flights in 10 days… So, I begin to read from the TV Guide. “Tuesday, July 2nd, NBC television, 1AM, Channel 4 New York - The David Brenner Show.” Remember David Brenner, the comedian? He had a variety show for like 10 minutes in the summer Watch a video for “I Want To Hold Your Hand” by The Smithereens NJ STAGE - ISSUE 43 INDEX NEXT ARTICLE 21