New Jersey Stage 2016: Issue 2 | Page 31

David (a fatted up Colin Farrell) chooses the titular crustacean. A short-sighted individual, he’s just been dumped by his shortsighted lover in favour of another short-sighted man. In Lanthimos’ world, hooking up is all about finding someone who shares something in common with you, no matter how trivial. In the movie’s most hilarious sequence, David attempts to win the affections of a woman known for being completely heartless (Angeliki Papoulia) by pretending to be a sociopath himself. Another guest (Ben Whishaw) forces nose bleeds upon himself to win over a young girl afflicted by chronic epistaxis. The hotel ‘guests’ are forced to endure demonstrations of the advantages of coupledom; one shows how a partner can perform the Heimlich should you choke on your food at dinner; NewJerseyStage.com a maid (Ariane Labed) grinds seductively on David’s groin to the point of forcing an erection, but cruelly no further; David is forced to have one hand incapacitated to show how “two is always better than one.” In the nearby woods lives a band of proud ‘loners’, a terrorist group intent on overthrowing the married status quo and inflicting singledom on their oppressors. In the movie’s second half, David finds himself taken in by this group and falling for one of its members (Rachel Weisz, who at 45 appears to be aging backwards), an act punishable by extreme torture. It’s testament to how twisted Lanthimos’ comedy is that the biggest laugh out loud moment of The Lobster is a shot of a bloodied corpse of a previously cute and cuddly dog. His film is a throwback to a time when comedy and arthouse weren’t 2016 - ISSUE 2 Table of Contents 31