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The last laugh
An argumentative drunk had been looking for a fight all afternoon in the club bar after losing
his match, finally aiming a punch at the man next to him. The man ducked and the drunk,
losing balance, fell off his stool on to the floor. By the time he’d dusted himself down and
picked himself up, his opponent had departed.
“Not much of a fighter was he?” he complained to the barman.
“Not much of a driver either, sir,” said the barman, gazing out of the window. “He’s just driven
over your clubs.”
Company Name
Street Address
City, ST your
ZIP Code
Drowning
sorrows
After a particularly poor round, a golfer spotted a lake as he walked despondently up the 18th.
He looked at his caddie and said, “I’ve played so badly all day, I think I’m going to drown myself in that lake.”
Customer Name
The caddie, quick as a flash, replied, “I’m not
sure you
could keep your head down that long.”
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Address
City, ST ZIP Code