Page by: Laura Smininová, 5. A S úsmevom
1.-Johny, mohli by ste mi priniesť klavír!?-Vaše lordstvo si ráči zahrať v spálni?-Och nie, ale mám na ňom zapálenú cigaretu.
2. Stetli sa dvaja starý priatelia:-Ako sa máš?-Ále, už 5 rokov šetrím na auto a nie a nie došetriť. A ty?-Ja veľa nešetrím ja veľa pijem. Po roku sa stretli opäť. A pijan prišiel na novej škodovke.-To si vyhral v lotérii?-Nie predal som fľašky!
3. Vedúci vyčíta svojmu podriadenému.:-Ako to je vlastne? Ráno telefonovala vaša manželka, že ležíte doma so zápalom pľúc a vy ste tu!!!!!!-... Ona sa pomýlila mala volať až zajtra.
4. Kde si sa narodil?-Ja som sa nenarodil, ja som adoptovaný.
5.-Otecko keď budem taký veľký ako ty, budem si môcť robiť, čo budem chcieť?-Veru nie synak. vtedy už budeš ženatý.
6. Ide Červená Čiapočka po lese a stretne vlka. Vlk hovorí: Ty krava!-Ja nie som krava!-A kde máš košík-Ja krava!!
7. Ide policajt po lese a uvidí auto so značkou AA238LS.-Je tu niekde vodič auta so značkou AA238LS?-Áno, tu som-A máte papiere?-Nie, stačia mi lopúchy!
Giggle page
1- Johnny, could you bring me the piano? – Your Lordship wants to play in the bedroom? – Oh no, but I left a lit cigarette on it.
2. Two old friends met: – How are you doing? – Eh, I’ ve been saving for a car for five years, and still can’ t manage it. And you? – I don’ t save much. I mostly drink. A year later, they met again. The drinker arrived in a new Škoda. – Did you win the lottery? – No, I sold the bottles!
3. A boss is scolding his employee: – What’ s going on? This morning your wife called, saying you were home with pneumonia— and here you are!!! –... She made a mistake. She was supposed to call tomorrow.
4. – Where were you born? – I wasn’ t born, I was adopted.
5. – Daddy, when I’ m as big as you, will I be able to do whatever I want? – Not really, son. By then, you’ ll be married.
6. Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest and meets the wolf. The wolf says:“ You cow!” – I’ m not a cow! – So where’ s your basket? – Oh … I am a cow!
7. A police officer walks through the forest and sees a car with license plate AA238LS. – Is the driver of car AA238LS here? – Yes, that’ s me. – Do you have your papers? – Nope, burdock leaves will do!
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