PORTIA ’ S RANDOM
THOUGHTS
1 . I need somebody to take me out tonight . 2 . My fingers accidentally typed “ tame ” me first .
3 . This is the third time a nail tech at the salon has been quite chatty and a bit too complimentary . Is my light shining or do my long nail beds they go on and on about turn them on ??
4 . I think workplaces should serve mimosas for those of us who don ’ t like coffee .
5 . When I get silent , be very concerned . 6 . I could never survive hell if I can barely deal with GA heat . 7 . Nail shops should sell real flip flops . 8 . These new “ men ” are not for me .
9 . If some of y ’ all wouldn ’ t have married “ safe ,” you wouldn ’ t be out here cheating with the type of women / men you really like .
10 . Today I am thankful for the creator of denim that stretches . # shethick # theystillfit # Amen .
11 . I know a dude who won ’ t eat certain fish because they are bottom feeders , but he ’ ll raw-dog a practical stranger . Oh . # priorities
12 . For those Super Saints that went out there and viewed the eclipse without correct eyewear . Don ’ t try to sue God because he made the Heavens and Earth and promised to supply your every need . Amen ?
Y ’ all have a good one . I ’ ll let y ’ all know if redheads have more fun .
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