Th is no-holds barred, sexy New York Times bestseller pushes the envelope
like no other novel has as it spins the titillating, enticing tale of one man who
teaches women everything they need to know to make their partners happy
in the bedroom…while making their own wildest fantasies come true.
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Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things: Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here? Let’s start with the most obvious
question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their
pearls. You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks,
you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot. Go
ahead, try it out on your tongue. F*ck. F***ck. Ok, good. Now where were
we? If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware
that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle. For
those of you that have been sent here by your husband or signifi cant other,
dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift , ladies. Th e gift of
mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have
the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when
I’m done with you.
And who am I? Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your
teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing.
I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
Now . . . who’s fi rst?
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