This no-holds barred , sexy New York Times bestseller pushes the envelope like no other novel has as it spins the titillating , enticing tale of one man who teaches women everything they need to know to make their partners happy in the bedroom … while making their own wildest fantasies come true .
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Right now , you ’ re probably asking yourself two things : Who am I ? And , what the hell are you doing here ? Let ’ s start with the most obvious question , shall we ?
You ’ re here , ladies , because you can ’ t f * ck .
Oh , stop it . Don ’ t cringe . No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls . You might as well get used to it , because for the next six weeks , you ’ re going to hear that word a lot . And you ’ re going to say it a lot . Go ahead , try it out on your tongue . F * ck . F *** ck . Ok , good . Now where were we ? If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you ’ re a lousy lay . Good for you . Admitting it is half the battle . For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other , dry your tears and get over it . You ’ ve been given a gift , ladies . The gift of mind-blowing , wall-climbing , multiple-orgasm-inducing sex . You have the opportunity to f * ck like a porn star . And I guarantee , you will when I ’ m done with you .
And who am I ? Well , for the next six weeks , I will be your lover , your teacher , your best friend , and your worst enemy . Your every-f * cking-thing . I ’ m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life .
I am Justice Drake . And I turn housewives into whores . Now . . . who ’ s first ?