“the time I turned myself into a swan to seduce Leda, and […] the time I
turned myself into a bull to seduce Europa”
H: Have any of your other lovely
That is a particular favourite of my
It is at this point that Zeus’ publicist step s in
ladies found themselves turned into
conquests, Europa’s so wonderful and
and points out that we’ve run out of time.
an animal?
our children are pretty great.
There’s no rest for Mount Olympus’s leading
Z: No, it’s normally me turning into
I guess it’s not really an animal, but I
the animal [laughs]. Yeah I’ve been a
did turn myself into a shower of gold
H: Thank you for your time and for
few things over the years in order to
to get with Danae.
sharing your experiences with our
woo the ladies.
H: Care to share with our readers
any particular examples?
H: A shower of gold?
Z: Yeah, a bit extravagant I’ll admit but
hey, I am a pretty extravagant guy. Plus
Z: Well there was the time I turned
she was imprisoned at the time so my
myself into a swan to seduce Leda,
normal animalist instincts didn’t quite
and, oh yeah, the time I turned
cut it this time.
myself into a bull to seduce Europa.
That is a particular favourite of my
conquests, Europa’s so wonderful
and our children are pretty great.
I guess it’s not really an animal, but I
did turn myself into a shower of gold
to get with Danae.
H: A shower of gold?
Z: Yeah, a bit extravagant I’ll admit
but hey, I am a pretty extravagant
guy. Plus she was imprisoned at the
time so my normal animalist
H: You mentioned earlier that you have
children with Europa. Have many of
your relationships have resulted in
children?
Z: Pretty much all of them if I’m being
honest. I mean, Hera doesn’t really
appreciate it so I try to pass their
paternity off onto other men, usually
their mother’s husband.
H: Does that work?
man it seems.
readers Zeus.
Z: No problem, I’m always willing to
share myself around.