A farmer's favourite party game: Truth or Dairy.
How did the farmer know the fox was stealing eggs?
- The pig squealed on him.
How do you know owls are smarter than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Owls?
Where did the cow go for vacation?
Moo Zealand!
Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?
Because it kept running out of the pen!
Who did the pig call when he fell?
The hambulance!
What did the chicken say to Arnold Schwarzenegger?
I'll be bock...bock...bock...bock!
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Mystery Meat Magazine: Issue 2