600 Story Hotel
Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party.
After the party they returned to the hotel.
The hotel was 600 stories high.
Sloth vs Turtles
A sloth calls the police to report that he was attacked and
robbed by a gang of turtles. When the police ask him to
describe the attack, he replies:
"I.....Doooon't.....knoooow...
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was
not working. They made a plan for the
first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a
happy story and lastly Harry will tell a
sad story. They then started up the steps
It... all... happened..... soooooo ... fasssst....."
Church Whisper
A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have
to pee.”
The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not
appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So,
from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me
that you have to ‘whisper’.”
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church
with his father and during the service said to his
father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.“
The father looked at him and said, “Okay, just
whisper in my ear.”
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He
turned to the other two and said "Ok
guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the
keys downstairs.
Tiger's Snack
A tiger was walking through the jungle
one day and saw two men relaxing under
a tree. One was reading a newspaper, and
the other was working feverishly on a
manual typewriter.
The tiger leapt on the man with the
newspaper, and ate him up. The tiger did
not bother the other man at all. That's
because any predator knows that readers
digest but writers cramp.
Jerks Get the Attractive Wives
While reading a newspaper, Walter came across an article about a
beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was noted
for his IQ.
"I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks
get the most attractive wives."
His wife replied, "Why, thank you, dear."
~Charlie Chuckster
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