MotorPunk January 2014 | Page 5

STAFF&NONSENSE Mr. Richard Duisberg old on page 5 of the Leicester Mercury alongside the perfect halffamily’s second-best ballroom. The smell of hot sparks and melting plastic still evokes strong childhood memories for MotorPunk’s Mr.D, and perhaps explains why he refuses to get rid of his decrepit MX-5. His New Year’s resolution is to stop telling everyone he meets that he also owns a Porsche. Twitter @theduisbergkid Dr. Darryl Octane to his advantage, sometimes getting a free knickerbocker glory at automated car wash. I think he said it was the car wash. His New Year’s parking in the East Midlands last July. Twitter @motorpunk_mag Simon de Munford works in the bowels of MotorPunk HQ deciphering New Year’s resolution is to actually get his MX-5 roadworthy in 2014 when under the bonnet of his sports car; it’s alleged that, until quite Twitter @demunford Boris De Catgune is MotorPunk’s loosest of cannons. His occupation much of which is carried out from the snug at the Anne of Cleves in Melton Mowbray who keep him supplied with drink and 2nd class stamps to allow his continuing bombardment of various authorities with his increasingly bizarre suggestions (see October Issues’ plans for adding a loop-the-loop to the QE bridge at Dartford). Nothing pleases him more than a snotty response, such as the one he got from the FEEDBACK Got an idea? an unpaid bar tab from the Anne of Cleaves? Email us at [email protected] 5