Mosaic Spring 2016 | Page 31

Let’s Play a Game by Halee Kirkwood Imagine that I am Lucifer, and that you are Donald Trump and I am watching the sweat bead above your sour-milk lips as I twiddle my thumbs and think of what to do with your sorry ass. I imagine, as I set my pitchfork to warm against the searing coals, that someone has finally had the common sense to assassinate you, and that the world is celebrating by housing all the displaced migrants in your hot-tub suite hotel rooms, spinning your silk bedsheets into new hijabs for girls whose old ones have been dirtied by the soil of too many borders and by merely existing on a planet where oxygen was still yours to freely breathe. You can wait with the coals blistering your heels as it is whispered to me that customs is ready for you, Donald, are you ready for the only ICE in hell, Donald, I sure hope you brought the proper paperwork. You see, you’re here because you tried to foreclose on a house that was already sagging into the river. Now all us evicted folk have summer and heartbreak carved into our bones like a second language. Us evicted folk were what made that house sing and you will never forget us evicted folk because a house will always hum with the memory of the hands which built it, Donald, there will be no real estate opportunities for you in Hell. And I am only the first devil who has waited for you, unwilling to fade into whiteness like all your precious angels, Donald, get along. Donald, your monogrammed towels won't save you now, there’re many more devils for you to meet. 29