MOONLIGHT - a Free to Read Children's Magazine Sep - Oct 2018 | Page 24

MOON LIGHT
FUNNY
FUNNIES
A student at a management school
came up to a pretty girl and hugged
her without any warning.
The surprised girl said, “What was that?”
The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”
The girl slapped him soundly.
“What was that?!” said the boy, holding
his cheek.
Teacher: John, tell me your
date of birth?
John: July 13th
Teacher: on which year?
John: it is in every year,
Ma'am
“Customer feedback.”
Teacher to student: Why are you so late?
Student: Well I was crossing the road,
and suddenly the board read,
“school ahead, go slowly!”
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