Misfit Tunes The Magazine September 2014 | Page 34

slash speaks...
The avi

(shorter version of avatar)

Sup yahl... Tis yah man
Slash. DO NOT hold these
words against me... cuz if
you do.. I shan’t give a fuck!
OKAY? Okay..
The Avi... ( shorter version of
avatar ) ... is the most important part of social media... it
is the start of all thirst. It is
what causes Him/Her to want
to speak to U... initially. I
often sit on twitter and watch
people.... mainly women...
talkin about thirst. Um...but
what do u EXPECT when
u are half or FULLY naked
in your avi!!! Men will be
men... and unfortunately...
the thirst of women is NOT
often mentioned... like yahl
aren’t capable.. I blame
NIGGAS. Niggas need to
hold you women accountable
for THIRST the way yahl do
them.
But taking this to another level.... lets go back to where this
prolly all started. The YAHOO IM’s and the BP/Myspace pages.... People learned
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early that folks are very
superficial. Women stealing other women’s pictures..
pretending to be them.. and
gain “followers” or “friends”
... people showing pics with
just the chin to the forehead..
so u cant see that they weigh
350... We as HUMANS are all
about the outer... the inner is
only important after different
levels of approval.
ugly women give you the
lengthy away shot... often
with just body.. if they have
a decent one... fellas often
do the same. And lets be
real... we all seen ugly... YOU
KNOW IF YO ASS UGLY ...
at least by “popular opinion”
of ugly... cuz beauty is in the
eye... These days UGLY dont
eem matter as much as it did
before... if you a ugly nigga...
u just gotta be willing to trick
and have a decent personality..and make at least 3 pretty
girls publicly like u and say u
have “swag”... and walah... u
gettin puss. Ugly gals on the

other hand... have vagina’s...
and often use them to gain
popularity... and if they have a
body... in THIER mind... they
cute ... I LAFF.. cuz u can be
phat as PAM GRIER, baby...
but if u look like Ms Ceily...
baby.. ur a phat monkey....
even trolls get called cute
sometime. LOL
Now.. I think its safe to say
that AVI’s affect followers
and friends counts.... women
with BUTTNAKED pics...
typically get the followers...
followed by generally pretty
women... followed by women
whom openly type alotta hoe
shyt so that negroes wanna
fcuk, along with a semi supposedly sexy avi... I ain’t
MAD at yahl at all... STAY
NAKED... but do NOT berate a man for being a man. If
u dont ENJOY the “thirst”..
which i KNOW most of u do..
because you NEED that type
of attention to feel good...
then cut the complaints and
comments... put up avi’s dat