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Besides, it's Butters’ last game before med school so I expect him to be extra angry and
yell even more than he typically he does at our team. That should motivate them.
Brocach- 22 Shamrock- 21
Side Bets
-Chances I end up regretting challenging Vinny to score more than 17 points (Even).
-Chances Jack punches me in the groin if Vinny scores more than 17 points (-400).
- I pull Marsolek down by his ponytail when the refs aren't looking (-150) c'mon you've
all wanted to do it be honest.
Game 3: 1. Irish Pub (-6) vs. 8. Trinity
These two teams met in week 1. Since then, all Irish Pub did was rattle off a 6-1 record
like it wasn't a problem. Trinity, on the other hand, found every way humanly possible to
lose a game before rattling off three straight victories. But, before Jesse goes and tells us
all about how they are riding a win streak, let’s keep in mind two of those came against
two teams not in the playoffs so let’s not go patting them on the back just yet. Irish Pub
has been playing lock down defense led by Chris Servais and Bryan Lynch, which I don't
see relenting to Trinity. I say McKee keeps them in through the first half, but eventually
Tony Gaar slips behind the defense because he weighs 50lbs soaking wet so he can
contort his body like Mr. Fantastic, and scores a few. Besides I've already picked two
underdogs so I'm picking the favorites in this one. Irish Pub- 25 Trinity-11.
Side Bets
- Chances Lynch is on some form of steroid/PDA (-300) No way he's just "high on
life." Just way too excited every game, I swear he's on something.
- Chances Jesse "Jesticles" Rapkin hears about this and his best comeback to me is
"Hey Boston, eff you" (-400). Kid is a nitwit what can I say, a 4th grader has better
comebacks.
· McKee strangles Jesse when he yells at him that he's open (-200). It's been a slow
burn all year and I think he finally snaps.
- Chances Tony Gaar isn't hungover (+400). If you've ever played against him you
know he sounds like an old man on his deathbed, hacking up a lung, with bloodshot
eyes.
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