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The World's Largest Gummy Worm is 128 times more massive than a traditional gummy worm. Measuring twenty-six inches long and weighing in at approximately 3 pounds, the World's Largest Gummy Worm is the most delicious 4,000-calorie candy worm in existence. Each World's Largest Gummy Worm features dual flavors, a ribbed body, and a five inch girth. It makes an amazing gift for now or later due to its year-long shelf life. Handmade in the USA. Available in seven flavor combinations. WOW....just wow.

"Suicide and Attempted Suicide: Methods and Consequences,"

by Geo Stone.

A one-stop shop for all your suicidal needs, in this $275 tome, Stone thoroughly analyzes different suicide methods, including overdose, jumping, asphyxiation, gunshot, electrocution, hypothermia, and more. Stone also covers those details of suicide that no one likes to talk about, like what you might face if your suicide attempt fails (how embarrassing…) or how to safely stage a fake suicide attempt when you just want to get attention without doing any permanent damage.

Victorian human hair wreath. This piece is over 100 years old and came from a lady in NJ where it passed down in the family. The hairwork resembles black mourning lace. Making art and jewelry out of human hair was popular in the 1800s as a memorial to a family, memento mori used for mourning the dead, and hair was commonly traded among Victorian women. $425 plus shipping

The Flatulence Deodorizer - Disposable is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is worn taped inside the underwear next to the buttocks. The wearer is virtually unaware of its presence because it is thin and comfortable inside the undergarment. The activated carbon cloth pad is disposable so you can throw it away after use. Use the Flatulence Deodorizer every day or as needed. Can be used with panty's, briefs and panty hose.

Once destined as food for a pet, this little rat has been brought back to life and he's rocking out to some sweet riffs. His hat and jacket are hand sewn and his guitar bought from beautifully handmade on eBay. He is mounted on a slate platform with rubber feet to protect surfaces. Sold by Snailsales on Etsy $88.71 USD