ok so guess what ITS DOWNLOAD NEXT WEEK !!! Yes the time has almost come for one of the greatest shows on earth , download festival . 1st of all its time to go over the rules . meh its download the only rules of download is to bang your heads have an amazing time . so on behave of metal mash we all hope you metal mashers have a great time but most importantly stay safe .
so anyway hear is some funny stories of my years at download , first story has to be the bean tent . on the last night i thought be good idea to get an early night . i kept on hearing splatters on the tent all night i thought what the *** anyway . the next morning i packed my stuff up got up to find my hole tent covered in backed beans and allsorts . my tent looked like a fried breakfast . less just say that ' s one fry up i didn ' t take on the road with me .
and then there ' s of course the legend that is mr 836 owe yes i was in the crowed waiting for linen park to come on stage . and when they did people were still chanting 836 haha never thought id see the day an steward outstate linken park .
and the final story is a lesson to all campers never leave your tent door open all day when it rains . i did so in 2011 on the last day lets just say my tent was one of the coldest paddling pools you would have ever got in i was so horrible .
that some of my download storeys hopefully make some more this year and you can see what we have been up to in the download review in the next issue .
so what bands will i be seeing this year that ' s the tuff question all downloader ' s have to endure every year as them horrible clashes come into play .